Spallacity's Lexicon (First Edition)

Spallacity:  Cracking the Codes

LAMA:  A code you now use instead of LOL in your e-mails and text because your brother in law always thinks of llamas when he sees LMAO in his e-mail and text.

OW(Old Woman):  what a woman becomes the year she turns 45 years old.

TMTT:  Too Much To Text

WIS:  Wow I Said